Car #40, and my work probably doesn’t give a shit about it.
>that moment when you’re talking to somebody on the phone and they bring up a topic that they clearly do not want to talk about just for the sake of changing topics
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
In a car, friends are swapping stories from when they were kids.
Rolls around to be my turn, not particularly wanting to share anything (nothing I want to share with these guys)
>”When I was a young boy”
>”my father took me into the city”
>”to see a marching band”
>”he said”
>”son, when you grow up”
>”will you be”
>”the savior”
>”of the broken, the beaten, and the damned”
And it wasn’t until a few seconds after I finished that everybody realizes what I did there.
“Oh man fuck you how did I not see that coming from the beginning”
“Well played, man, well played”
“Oh, come on.”
“I don’t get it.”
